ioanina:

teamchaosprez:

drsofialamb:

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

  • *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:
  • marley-gang:

    sinfullyselected:

    tha–snazzle:

    road-twitch:

    sparkle-fart-69:

    winterinthetardis:

    *shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

    Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

    I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

    t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

    “Do you speak any Japanese?”

    “I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

    “‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

    “MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

    “Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
    “Who you talking to Belle?”
    “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

    ruinedchildhood:
““#same
” ”
    itsagifnotagif:
““Accidentally” ”
  • Girl: Are you nervous?
  • Me: Yes
  • Girl: Is this your first time?
  • Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
  • jolting awake @ 3AM mood

  • me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
  • my body: water
  • me: what?
  • my body, louder: Woter
  • bioloyg:

    momnar:

    maximum-overboner:

    pyreo:

    What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

    you die in real life.

    #the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

    @isthatthegabrieldiaz

  • me: *does weird things when home alone*
  • me: I bet there's hidden cameras
  • me: I should do laundry
  • my brain: you should die
  • me: touché
  • 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

    simonein2015:

    reallyfunnyshortjokes:

    Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

    this is advanced

    phisobi:

    smeasel:

    targuzzler:

    what if mayonnaise came in cans

    that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

    good morning to everyone except these two people